when the PE teacher makes you run
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
This is why I’m not allowed out in public.
Murmuran por las calles
Porque somos de distintas sociedades
Nos dice todo el mundo
El dinero no importa en ti ni en mi
Ni en el corazón…
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.