Not my pants, not my problem
Tbh

I’m sick as hell but it ain’t stopping me from eatin chocolate cake

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

scumkill:

she loves flowers

officialhotbabe:

the official twitter icon of stolen text posts

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The day that I run in just a sports bra and spandex is the day that I have conquered all fears

the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

ijustwannabreaktherules:

so in totally irrelevant but still hilarious news

justin bieber left a comment on marina and the diamonds’ “primadonna” music video today

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princekisshou:

Transparent Jelly Boots

Use the code “eikkibunny” for a special discount

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE