Back at it Again at Krispy Kreme
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

No diggity
Anonymous

Mmmhhmmm

Hi I'm Anna and I like wearing other peoples clothes
Anonymous

This is gold

dietcrush:

feeling African not only because this dress is Ethiopian but also because I look hot

Impersonate me in my ask box! And I will be adding them to my “About Me” page!
Friendly reminder that I’m really cute

Friendly reminder that I’m really cute

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill