why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
this is the stupidest fucking post why does it have almost two hundred thousand notes
Because people like grapes.
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
weave silk is my favorite and seed plant breeder is super fun.
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
i would hire him for this flyer alone
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
be there or
croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude